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Shapiro Agrees To Share Joint Ownership Of Eric Swalwell With Chinese
The Bee ^ | July 11, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 07/11/2024 10:59:33 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the House Judiciary Committee meeting in which Ben Shapiro lawfully acquired full ownership of Democrat representative Eric Swalwell by means of facts and logic, the conservative co-founder of the Daily Wire has graciously agreed to share joint ownership of his new liberal with the Chinese, who claim that they owned Swalwell first.

Sources say that Shapiro was just finishing mopping the floor of the Capitol with Swalwell's opprobrious physiognomy when Fang-Fang, the female Chinese operative with whom Swalwell was illicitly involved, contacted Shapiro to tell him to "back off, since the Chinese Communist Party has first dibs on Swalwell."

"And I said, of course not, you shouldn't have had him in the first place," Shapiro recalled, sipping casually from a glass full of liberal tears on the rocks. "US property law is completely on my side. Now, I know what you're thinking — he's already been in bed with the Chinese for years. And the fact is, folks, let me tell you something: how ‘bout we go shares and split him fifty-fifty?"

According to sources close to the situation, Shapiro will now officially own Swalwell on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, while the Chinese will get the Democrat representative on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and both will alternate on consecutive Sundays.

At publishing time, the Chinese were contacting Shapiro to tell him that the other Democrat representatives he owned with facts and logic actually belonged to them first, too.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Democrats generally have more owners than RINOs or NeoCons.
1 posted on 07/11/2024 10:59:33 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

“TheBee” hitting very close to reality. Again.


2 posted on 07/11/2024 11:01:04 AM PDT by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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To: Navy Patriot

Swallwell the Chinese operative


3 posted on 07/11/2024 11:03:28 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: Navy Patriot

If only “owning” these people made a lick of a difference.


4 posted on 07/11/2024 12:09:31 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Antihero101607

If the chinks own swawell,they can have him,after he’s tried for treason and hung


5 posted on 07/11/2024 1:14:41 PM PDT by skinny old man (Still lurking and posting after all these years(27 yrs ?)(more ?)(seems like more...))
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