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Hail to the Chick: Dirty Jill Is at it Again
https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/07/10/hail-to-the-chick-dirty-jill-is-at-it-again-n4930521 ^ | 7/10/2024 | Vicotria Taft

Posted on 07/10/2024 8:27:43 PM PDT by simpson96

All rise, and please honor The First Lady of the United States of America, DOCTOR Jill Biden!

You may genuflect, bow, curtsy, or kneel in proper homage to the woman who holds no office but is married to the president of the United States of America. She is a person for whom you did not vote but to whom you must pay homage, respect, and, indeed, worship because she married Joey from Scranton. And, it must be added, she now runs the country alongside her crackhead stepson.

Please remove your hats and remain standing.

In 2022, Jill Biden raised her scepter to Salieri at the U.S. Marine Corps Band and demanded a bespoke, orchestral, semi-ruffles-and-flourishes walk-on tune worthy of a first lady. Something as catchy as, say, "Hail to the Chief."

Oh, sure, never had a First Lady been gifted such an orchestral arrangement to introduce her before her adoring crowds, but whaddayagonnado? Her office ordered the ditty, and, what the heck, we're on the clock, so we may as well write the thing. And so they did.

"Fanfare for the First Lady" was born.

It was a horn-infused, dreamy number. The cadence was respectful and tuneful, and it had just the right amount of time to get a lady to the stage. It could also be looped if she broke a four-inch heel and the band needed to fill a bit longer. The song added a little bravado and sounded worthy of a queen.

Perfection.

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KEYWORDS: biden; drjill; ego; elderabuse; evita; hailtotheslut; jill; jillbiden; jillselderabuse; joeyfromscranton; joeyfromscrotum; marieantoinette; medusa; powertrip
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To: Paladin2

Nah it was the 6

Had to replace it - it dropped a valve about the time of the 2008 crash - I simply couldn’t get it fixed - absolutely no money

It was a triple-witching hour for me - I was juggling 3 cars still - had the RX-7, the Corvette and the Jag - all needed work and I had no income - which was insane considering my resume (I/T legacy, mostly - but still)

I just couldn’t figure out where to turn - frankly I should have gone for Federal Government - I figured they’d downsize in the wake of the crash - boy was I wrong


41 posted on 07/11/2024 12:08:26 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: simpson96

They should have just used ACDC’s “Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap” for her walk up.


42 posted on 07/11/2024 12:09:56 AM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: Paladin2

LOL

It was more like Whitesnake’s “Fool for Your Loving”

I had a GAL about as crazy as Tawny Kitaen years before that

Good Lord - that’s what happens when I’m typing too fast and my cataracts are a problem


43 posted on 07/11/2024 12:10:24 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: simpson96

She’s still campaigning to negotiate her way to be Joe’s replacement!

(And how ridiculous is she, wearing a mask to match her royal purple dress out across the lawn up until she gets to the podium with presidential-style introduction.


44 posted on 07/11/2024 12:40:04 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Trump_Triumphant

LOL,

That’s better.


45 posted on 07/11/2024 12:42:45 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: SaveFerris

I always wanted to test drive a V-12.

Drove plenty of V-10s.

Now I find a 60 deg. V-6 with twin turbos to be more than fine.

As always, YMMV.


46 posted on 07/11/2024 12:46:49 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: SaveFerris

Comment allez vous aujourd-hui?

Or as we parodied it ‘Come on out to the alleys you?’


47 posted on 07/11/2024 1:07:40 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.)
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To: Paladin2

“Dance of the Cuckoos” would be a good theme song for her.


48 posted on 07/11/2024 1:08:58 AM PDT by JimmyTheFish
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To: Paladin2

“Dance of the Cuckoos” would be a good theme song for her.


49 posted on 07/11/2024 1:09:00 AM PDT by JimmyTheFish
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To: SaveFerris

You are not involved here?

50 posted on 07/11/2024 1:22:33 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Rummyfan

lol


51 posted on 07/11/2024 1:52:15 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Paladin2

Boy what a gal.

What a crazy gal she was.

That’s basically my car on the left. It was black with black leather.

When I replaced the engine I had one shipped out of Florida. That’s the engine that dropped a valve. Mine was an ‘82 and it was an ‘83 engine that I had put in it.

I even scrapped the original engine for $50 at the metal yard though I probably could have made more money parting it out. I saved the valve covers which were magnesium but I lost them after I had to sell another house.

Those are now the good old days for me.


52 posted on 07/11/2024 1:55:46 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Paladin2

Still my favorite rock ballad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg


53 posted on 07/11/2024 1:58:49 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: TigersEye

CHEESY!


54 posted on 07/11/2024 2:02:23 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: PghBaldy; Rummyfan

Voulez-vous - vous voulez is “you (want) would” but this is inversion so it becomes the question “would (want) you?”

coucher - from “se coucher” a reflexive verb if memory serves “to lay oneself down”

avec - with, of course

moi = me

ce soir - this evening

Of course we all knew what they were saying when it came out - after all that.....well, I still should have taken Spanish

If not for 3 merciful professors.......


55 posted on 07/11/2024 2:33:09 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: simpson96

Somewhere, Edith Wilson is smiling and nodding her head.


56 posted on 07/11/2024 2:44:30 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dreams)
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To: TigersEye

Was this taken on Halloween?


57 posted on 07/11/2024 3:03:37 AM PDT by AmericanMermaid
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To: John S Mosby

I think Elton John would’ve given his OK for them to use “The Bitch Is Back”.


58 posted on 07/11/2024 3:13:49 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Is not as if Biden has the nuclear codes or anything. 😳)
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To: simpson96

Later


59 posted on 07/11/2024 3:57:28 AM PDT by TalBlack (I We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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To: SaveFerris

What series RX7? I’ve had 3……

And a wicked fast 89 XJ6 VP…

RLTW


60 posted on 07/11/2024 4:50:09 AM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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