Posted on 07/10/2024 8:27:43 PM PDT by simpson96
All rise, and please honor The First Lady of the United States of America, DOCTOR Jill Biden!
You may genuflect, bow, curtsy, or kneel in proper homage to the woman who holds no office but is married to the president of the United States of America. She is a person for whom you did not vote but to whom you must pay homage, respect, and, indeed, worship because she married Joey from Scranton. And, it must be added, she now runs the country alongside her crackhead stepson.
Please remove your hats and remain standing.
In 2022, Jill Biden raised her scepter to Salieri at the U.S. Marine Corps Band and demanded a bespoke, orchestral, semi-ruffles-and-flourishes walk-on tune worthy of a first lady. Something as catchy as, say, "Hail to the Chief."
Oh, sure, never had a First Lady been gifted such an orchestral arrangement to introduce her before her adoring crowds, but whaddayagonnado? Her office ordered the ditty, and, what the heck, we're on the clock, so we may as well write the thing. And so they did.
"Fanfare for the First Lady" was born.
It was a horn-infused, dreamy number. The cadence was respectful and tuneful, and it had just the right amount of time to get a lady to the stage. It could also be looped if she broke a four-inch heel and the band needed to fill a bit longer. The song added a little bravado and sounded worthy of a queen.
Perfection.
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I won’t talk to ‘em, FRiend. Not about politics.
Won’t talk to rabbits about auto mechanics, won’t talk to the deer about woodworking, won’t respond to the elk if they bring up cooking techniques.
I’m DONE with those kinds of conversations. :D
[Won’t talk to rabbits about auto mechanics]
Oh, they’re actually very good.
But they still can’t fix the electrical problems on a Jaguar.
Is her “fanfare” based on the theme for F Troop?
[that outfit!]
Maybe she was just in from Bourbon Street in New Orleans?
No, I’ve never actually been there, LOL
Squirrels love bird feeders - I had no idea
She looks like she clicks out at 25 bucks a night - maybe less
Oh, sure, they might know what they’re doing but it takes them months to change one spark plug. :D
OMG, rarely have I seen such hubris , ego mania, power madness, need for worship and adulation and narcissism combined with such tone deafness, lack of self awareness , tackiness and bad taste combined in one person as Jill Biden
She blows the Mooch out of the water
Not if they’ve got a deep-well socket with the rubber insulator!
Nearly note for note the first stanza IS the Theme from F Troop!
Semper Fidelis USMC Band! You are not the “first female’s Own”. The President’s Own.. as in the Office of the President not the person.
Jill Biden is a harridan, a vain narcissistic hag.
“But they still can’t fix the electrical problems on a Jaguar.”
I’ve worked on Jaguars, no one on this planet can fix electrical problems on them.
I suppose life imitates art, they truly are F-troop.
In the General/Chat forum, on a thread titled Hail to the Chick: Dirty Jill Is at it Again, ransomnote wrote: I just noticed that before Jill's bespoke 'all hail dr jill', two Marines guard the entrance, and step aside to let her pass, just as they used to do for Trump.
This is more honor than that shown to the puppet known as 'Biden'.
Trump never experienced the credibility problems 'Joe' has.
And now I think I understand why some people were recently appalled by Jill's dress (below). Being appalled at Jill's attire is not new, it's just that this time she seemed to be posing as 'royal'.
White bobby sox would have looked better on her.
[I’ve worked on Jaguars, no one on this planet can fix electrical problems on them.]
Exactly
Had a Series III XJ-6
It was fun to drive
The crazy thing was, women were far more interested in that car as opposed to my Corvetter or my RX-7
What is your 00 number?
5.3-liter V12?
I was thinking Green Acres.
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