they say twinkies never go bad- but not true- i bought a box, and it stayed in the back of the cupboards for about 3 years- i thought they should still be good- but when i opened the box, they had all turned to near dust- not sure how- but they were pretty gross looking-
“they had all turned to near dust- not sure how”
it might be some kind of built-in fail-safe mechanism, you know, like how the mission tape on “Mission Impossible” always self-destructs after being heard only one time ...
or not ...