I gag every time I see him break into that “snappy” three step jog. How could anybody think that makes you look young and full of vigor?
Oh, wait. I wrote “think.”
He does it at the most inept times too, like when he is in the middle of a crowd and isn’t jogging anywhere... you can almost see the light bulb dimly flicking in his head...”ok, this would be a good time to look vigorous..” ... you’re right, it is pathetic.