Unfriendly people. No hip coffee shops or ethnic restaurants. Everyone is racist and even the black people brains have been colonized by white supremacy. No art walks on the weekends. No farmer markets. Nothing to do. No river walks. Summers are miserable and winters unbearable. Not even flush toilets and every month you have to hand shovel the feces from the backyard outhouse. Mosquitoes the size of pigeons. The alligator gar will eat you children. Injuns will scalp your women. Stay far far away.
Yeah, all that stuff too.