First he stole the stuff, then he crapped himself, then he went back to the porch to try to explain himself to the homeowner, who was hearing none of it. These people just aren’t very smart.
First he stole the stuff, then he crapped himself, then he went back to the porch to try to explain himself to the homeowner, who was hearing none of it. These people just aren’t very smart.
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He went back onto the porch to play victim. I’m going to bet that was premeditated. IE: If someone every assaults him, he is going to claim he was just a visitor and not a theif, and go after the home owner, because he was outside the house and the owner doesn’t get castle law protection.
Did you hear him say, “I wadn’t stealin no packages”?
BUt you are right, he is stupid, because everyone has security cameras these days. Video doesn’t lie.