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To: DJ Frisat

Excuse me sir (or madam), I speak jive.

After being shot by the homeowner, the gentleman stealing the package is informing the homeowner that the bullet stings and has caused him to soil himself. The homeowner expresses his indifference to the fact and remarks on his displeasure at the gentleman stealing the package, and that he had foreknowledge of the fact that he had been stealing his parcels in the past. In response, the package thief claims he is not stealing but is rather the next door neighbor trying to help in some capacity, but fails to explain exactly how.

The homeowner then goes on to explain that he could have caused even greater bodily harm to the individual, or perhaps killed him, and informed him that he was an ex-Marine, and what he received was a small sampling of his military training.

In an effort to make amends, the thief offers to bring the package back to the homeowner. The homeowner respectfully declines his offer.


21 posted on 07/03/2024 7:45:09 AM PDT by cross_bearer_02
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To: cross_bearer_02

Your talent for interpretation is much appreciated.
The Biden White House needs you to call them at your earliest opportunity. 😁


24 posted on 07/03/2024 7:52:15 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: cross_bearer_02

Golly!


25 posted on 07/03/2024 7:54:06 AM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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To: cross_bearer_02

And at no point does he ask his neighbor for a pair of pants that fit him?


30 posted on 07/03/2024 8:16:44 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: cross_bearer_02

Thanks for the breakdown. I wasn’t so much referring to the dialect used - I literally couldn’t make out many of the words uttered. My hearing is decent, but I had on open ear phones with my wife watching TV in the same room. I’ll try again in better listening circumstances, maybe even take it into audio enhancement software that I use to clean up old recordings.

Probably not worth the time, but I’m retired… 😉


32 posted on 07/03/2024 8:18:46 AM PDT by DJ Frisat (If I said something really stupid, chances are I was under the influence of AutoCorrect. 🙄🫤)
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To: cross_bearer_02

Excellent! Erudite, descriptive and... correct!

Be well!


47 posted on 07/03/2024 10:02:48 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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