What to Expect from the Presidential 'Debate'

American Thinker ^ | 27 Jun, 2024 | J.B. Shurk

[MtnClimber]

It’s too bad Jake from State Farm wasn’t available to moderate the first (and likely only) presidential debate. That guy loves good deals as much as President Trump, and the two would have gotten along famously. Instead, we’re stuck with Jake from CNN — the Democrat partisan whose dour facial expression seems fixed somewhere between that of a scowling schoolmarm and a haughty tailor inhaling a flatulent customer’s farts.

Part of America’s kabuki “democracy” requires that only rabid Marxist-Democrats be allowed to host forums for political candidates vying for office. It doesn’t make any sense and generally guarantees that Republicans end up debating the moderators as much as they debate their opponents on stage, but tradition demands that Democrats be in total control of what questions Republicans are asked.

In 2012, George Stephanopoulos — a Clinton henchman cosplaying as an “objective” journalist — was obsessed with asking Republican presidential candidates whether they would ban contraception. Nobody understood why Tiny George was so strangely fascinated with Republicans’ stance on cheap prophylactics. Later on during the general election, Democrats ran scare campaigns claiming that Republicans wanted to criminalize casual sex. It became clear that Staphylococcal’s tawdry debate questions were designed to drive single women to the polls while painting Republicans as the villains from The Handmaid’s Tale. That’s the kind of “objective” journalism we should expect from CNN.

Perhaps Dana Bash — Jake from CNN’s Democrat co-moderator — will try to pull the birth control gambit against Trump on behalf of all women who are desperately afraid of marriage and monogamy, or perhaps she will spend her time on television accusing Trump of serial “Me Too” crimes for which he must be punished. Either way, the Communist News Network believes it has a journalistic duty to...

[Organic Panic]

“Biden’s historic (insert BS here).l
Biden trounces Trump
Biden at his best
Biden’s best ever
Biden saves America.
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[TexasFreeper2009]

and they will for sure interrupt Trump and use up his time and then cut off his mic

[The Great RJ]

Biden will be drugged up and foaming at the mouth like a berserker. He will certainty be calling Trump a convicted felon, a threat to democracy anf the environment and the enemy of the entire gamit of sexual orientations and abortions up to and maybe beyond birth. Trump just needs to remain calm and presidential and ask the great rhetorical question posed by Reagan ...are you better off now than you were when I was president?