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9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns
Babylon Bee ^
| Jun 19, 2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/20/2024 8:38:36 AM PDT by dayglored
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It's the BEE !!
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:38:36 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
"May the Force, she/her, be with you." — You knew it was coming.
Unfortunately, yes we did.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:39:37 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
Only three Star Wars movies exist in my universe, and in all three Yoda was a muppet.
And Han shot first.
To: dayglored
Satire aside.....I saw star wars....once was enough 👍
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:44:47 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: dayglored
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:45:14 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Never give up; never surrender!)
To: dayglored
There are only 2 1/2 classic Star Wars films. All others are crap where there may be one or two memorable scenes. But that is it.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:47:35 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(More people have died trusting the government than not trusting the government.)
To: dayglored
"I... I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men, he/him... but the women, she/her... and the children, they/them, too." — LOL
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:48:03 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(WOKE DEI hires - an easy way to place hard core commies and sexual weirdos in top corporate spots.s)
To: dayglored
"May the Force, she/her, be with you." May the non-judgmental, non-patriarchal, gender undefined, supportive and non-deistic Force accompany you in a beneficial and emotionally supportive way.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:48:25 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: dayglored
"I... I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men, he/him... but the women, she/her... and the children, they/them, too." — LOL
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:48:32 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(WOKE DEI hires - an easy way to place hard core commies and sexual weirdos in top corporate spots.s)
To: BBQToadRibs2
2 and 1/2 Star Wars movies. Return of the Jedi minus the teddy bears and goofy acting.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:49:08 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(More people have died trusting the government than not trusting the government.)
To: mewzilla
“Han shot first.”
Got the t-shirt.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:49:12 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: BBQToadRibs2
Only three Star Wars movies exist in my universe, and in all three in two of which Yoda was a muppet. Muppet Yoda appeared in only two Star Wars films: "The Empire Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Jedi."
Regards,
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:50:35 AM PDT
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: dayglored
Will they re-shoot the Jabba scene so that Lando instead of Lea wears the bikini, and instead of being in front of Jabba will he be in front of a classroom?
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:51:18 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(Galatians 6:14 -- May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ...)
To: V_TWIN
I have to admit, it was pretty cool in 1978 when I was 27 and had just come back from a two-year stint out of the country living in a lot of third-world places.
Yes, once was enough, but the new release WITH PRONOUNS just might get me back in the theater! It is tempting.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:52:13 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
To: Tell It Right
>
Will they re-shoot the Jabba scene so that Lando instead of Lea wears the bikini, Dear Lord I certainly hope not, but nothing would surprise me.
Please resist the temptation to have AI generate that scene, the imagined visual is bad enough.
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posted on
06/20/2024 8:53:50 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
I have the first three...the only ones that interest me...on bluray so I’m not worried.
To: dayglored
They’re endangering the mission!
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posted on
06/20/2024 9:08:44 AM PDT
by
aynrandfreak
(Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry)
To: dayglored
Don’t give them ideas!
It will be truth next month!
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posted on
06/20/2024 9:10:02 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: PLMerite
And there’s always Robot Chicken Star Wars Volumes I, II, and III.
Best thing that ever happened to the franchise.
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posted on
06/20/2024 9:11:49 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Never give up; never surrender!)
To: HereInTheHeartland
>
Don’t give them ideas! It will be truth next month!Babylon Bee - We don't publish "satire". We publish "spoilers".
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posted on
06/20/2024 9:13:20 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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