WHat a total whiff! ) The Police song is specifically about the scandalous nature of the attraction. The protagonist is deeply unsettled by the attention given him by a student, and even more horrified that she is now on his mind.
2) The goal line has moved so swiftly, but this is a case of a hetero male unknowingly falling for a trans male-to-female, and shockingly deciding it doesn’t matter.
OTOH, I always hated “Do They Know It’s Christmas” because of its lazy ignorance. Sure, it conflated all of Africa with Ethiopia, but it even got Ethopia so dreadfully wrong. “No rivers flow” through the land of the longest river in the world, the Nile. And of course, it’s a largely Christian country merely destroyed by Communism. Largely Orthodox, that is. So the answer to “Do the know it’s Christmas” is “Nah, mate, the’re waiting another 12 days.”
Surprised it’s not there: Rock the Casbah. Sharia don’t like it.