[DallasBiff]

What a woke modern loser she is, the worst part of the 70's was this person.

[bankwalker]

Mama got a squeeze box, Daddy doesn’t sleep at night!

[sauropod]

What a bedwetting article.

[jeffersondem]

At least they are not messin’ with Sandy Posey’s “Born A Woman” (1966).

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I remember a few from the 1960s you had to go to a record store and ask for them as they were “under the counter records”.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

She's only seventeen (Seventeen)

Daddy says she's too young

But she's old enough for me

-Winger

[usurper]

Doctor Jimmy and Mr. Jim by the WHO.

“What is it, I’ll take it, who is she, I’ll rape it, he only come comes out when I drink my gin”.

Even in the 70s I could not believe they wrote that. Glad they did great song.

[pa_dweller]

Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever

[Clarancebeaks]

AC/DC Big Balls & You shook me all night long.

[SamAdams76]

What about "Billy, Don't Be A Hero" by Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods.

Man goes off to the Civil War and becomes a hero. But his would-be wife throws the letter away.

[Organic Panic]

Only 7?

Today’s snowflakes would be offended by any 70s song.

[Organic Panic]

Fat bottom girls... Queen

Or any song with “MAN” or “WOMAN.”

[BlueLancer]

Benny Mardones - Into the Night

She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet

But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait 'til the end
Of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to

But I want you to know

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love ...

Oh, if I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen.

[Fiji Hill]

How about this one from the sixties?

No--Dodie Stevens (1960)

"Don't you know that a girl means 'yes' when she says 'no'?"

[rktman]

Offensive to who?

[FlatulusMaximus]

I can think of several Bowie songs that would make today’s liberal snowflake’s head spin. China Girl might alienate some, but if you listen carefully Bowie is admonishing her not to mess with him; he’ll ruin everything she is culturally. (I have a soft spot in my heart for Let’s Dance, as it was the Bowie album that introduced Stevie Ray Vaughan to a world audience.)

[MrLucky1966]

"Brother Louie" by Hot Chocolate - 1973
"Into the Night" by Benny Mardones - 1980, released in 1989.

[Songcraft]

Not all 70's, but...

      "Shake Your Money Maker" - Elmore James

      "I Saw Her Standing There" - The Beatles

      "Good Morning Little School Girl" - Taj Mahal

[GBA]

These lyrics always made me smile when I’d hear this song on the radio back in the day, but it was a cover of an earlier song from the 50s:

[Verse 1}
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big 10 inch

[Chorus]
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big 10 inch

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big 10 inch

Big Ten Inch Record by Aerosmith

[DungeonMaster]

The purpose of a man is to love a woman and the purpose of a woman is to love a man. Come on baby let’s play the game of love.

[nesnah]

… I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don’t look too clear
So, barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and.....