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To: old school

I want to know how they knew that the bear was on a honeymoon


2 posted on 06/16/2024 9:30:38 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici
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To: VeniVidiVici

They didn’t say who wrote the article.


4 posted on 06/16/2024 9:33:14 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: VeniVidiVici

Yes!


5 posted on 06/16/2024 9:34:06 AM PDT by old school
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To: VeniVidiVici

Mamma bear was named alice.


7 posted on 06/16/2024 9:36:00 AM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma deuce)
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To: VeniVidiVici

You beat me to it!


13 posted on 06/16/2024 9:53:01 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Pray for Biden: Psalms 109: 8)
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To: VeniVidiVici

cripes...that’s twice today i didn’t read far enuff...GMTA


14 posted on 06/16/2024 9:53:24 AM PDT by stylin19a (Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe)
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To: VeniVidiVici
I want to know how they knew that the bear was on a honeymoon

"Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. [pause] How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!"

-Groucho Marx

Regards,

17 posted on 06/16/2024 10:12:30 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: VeniVidiVici

The female bear was walking kinda funny


33 posted on 06/16/2024 11:55:24 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: VeniVidiVici

I wonder if the wife brought him to the area so she could collect the large life insurance policy on him?

“Honey can you go into the woods and look for wildlife for me?”
She earlier slipped some tasty treats in his pockets that bears are fond of.
Once he disappears she takes out her bear call....


38 posted on 06/16/2024 4:39:35 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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