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To: ransomnote; gymbeau
A friend was telling me that he married his wife for her looks, just not the ones he's been getting recently.

Incorrectly is spelled "incorrectly" in every English dictionary in the world.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
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LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

545 posted on 06/17/2024 12:24:55 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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546 posted on 06/17/2024 12:41:27 PM PDT by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: LonePalm
LonePalm wrote:

Incorrectly is spelled "incorrectly" in every English dictionary in the world.

Bravo! Instant classic! Stolen and posted. :-)

FRegards,

PrairieDawg
549 posted on 06/17/2024 12:49:16 PM PDT by PrairieDawg
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To: LonePalm

Re: Incorrectly.

The word “wrong” is pronounced wrong, too. On the upside, I knew a guy who had the entire left side of his body destroyed. He’s all right now.


551 posted on 06/17/2024 1:19:45 PM PDT by gymbeau (I refuse to be anonymous. I am THEnonymous.)
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To: LonePalm; gymbeau

Your playfulness with the English language is fun and reminds me of a conversation I had with a woman once. She was known to be more-than-occasionally unpleasant and hard of hearing, even though she was only in her low-50’s. A small group had collected at the function and were bantering back and forth and she said something sharp to one of the other women and then turned on her heel to walk away from us.

Everyone was surprised and one of the men asked “What’s her problem?” I said she was probably just having a bad day and maybe not having enough sex. Next thing I know she’s at my elbow demanding to know what I meant by that. Before I could even think of a reply, she loudly asked “Just how much sex are YOU having?” I evenly responded “Infrequently.” She looked very smug and retorted “I thought so”, to which I added, as loudly as I dared, “Two words.” It was only when I heard a lot of people starting to laugh around us that I realized that most of the snark fest had been overheard. Then someone told me she got a hearing aid. Oops. Your wordplay post thrust that memory into my current consciousness.


574 posted on 06/17/2024 4:09:05 PM PDT by LittleLinda
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