[LonePalm]

A friend told me he found a Twenty dollar bill in the parking lot at Walmart. He thought, "What would Jesus do?" So he turned it into wine.

I started going to the gym again because they put in a new machine. It does everything. After a half hour I had to stop though, feeling sick. But it does everything, Kit Kats, M&Ms, Snickers, Reece Peanut Butter Cups.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[pax_et_bonum]

Lol!

Thanks for the laughs!

:-)

[gymbeau]

That was grape!

You know why melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

I tried Wookiee meat once, but it was too chewy…