[LonePalm]

If your canoe ever tips over you can wear it on your head, it's capsized.

(Closed captioning on airplane) This is your Captain speaking.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[gymbeau]

“If your canoe ever tips over you can wear it on your head, it’s capsized.”

That’s illegal where I live. Worse than illegal. You could even get charged with a hat crime.

Thanks for the new Broken China update, too. I always find them quite illuminating.

[ransomnote]