I must have a great body. Every time I get undressed in the bathroom I turn on the shower.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Speaking of Carmen, I once dated a Spanish girl, Barbara, from Seville.
As for your other point, well, I think of playing Taps. Then again, I remember some Egyptian in my college class. He was a plumbing student. Since it was the 1970’s we referred to him and his fellow foreign students as Pharaoh faucet majors.