The Babylon Bee would have scored comedy gold with some kind of parody of 80s GI Joe with the “lying dog-faced pony soldier” bit.
PSA was on this during the 2020 campaign.
https://milled.com/palmetto-state-armory/psa-angryjoe-14-ar-14-stripped-lower-49-99-dpms-lite-223-5-56-ar-15-rifle-499-99-NIS5d3BXcXWOKh6x