No fair blaming SP for your wake up pile of rice. Sounds suspiciously like a midnight snack gone wrong. Might require a weigh-in to see how much evidence is missing?
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)