[LonePalm]

During my doctor's appointment on Thursday I told the doc I thought I was going deaf. He said, "Which ear?" I said, "2024."

The oldest military phrase is "Halt, who goes there?" It's been around for sentries.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[meyer]

Makin me laugh. Which we all need these days.

[gymbeau]

Last time I was at the doctor he gave me his diagnosis and I told him I wanted a second opinion. So he said “okay, you’re ugly, too.”