Russian spies tried to meddle in wild biopic about nappy-wearing Putin, director says

Daily Star UK ^ | 5/23/2024 | LEIGH MCMANUS

[mass55th]

Support the country you live in, or live in the country you support.

Do you live in Ukraine?

[marcusmaximus]

What Crimea doink?

[marcusmaximus]

What Crimea explosions doink?

[marcusmaximus]

You really need to have a talk with “Putin” about his Crimea air defense.

[Darksheare]

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-takes-control-ocheretyne-village-ukraines-east-defence-ministry-2024-05-05/

Why haven’t you retaken Ocheretyne yet?

[kiryandil]

You really need to have a talk with “Putin” about his Crimea air defense.

Tell MI-6 to give The Putin his Taylor Swift passion doll back.

[marcusmaximus]

Crimea air defense not stronk.

[kiryandil]

You just lost another Su-25. Promoted to fireball.

Kharkov promoted to best night sky observatory in Europe!

[Darksheare]

Not asking about Crimea.
How’s Ocheretyne doing?

[marcusmaximus]

Too funny that Ukraine started bombing Crimea tonight immediately after “Putin” landed in Belarus! It’s going to be a long night!

[mass55th]

"You really need to have a talk with “Putin” about his Crimea air defense."

What makes you think I would even talk to Putin or Zelensky? I've told you before, I don't give a $hit about either country. What I give a $hit about is this country, this country's borders, and the billions of unaccounted-for tax payer dollars being wasted on yet another proxy war. 71 years of fighting proxy wars with Russia and China hasn't solved a damn problem. All they've done is get a lot of people killed for nothing, and made the people who invest in war, a whole lot richer. But for some unknown reason, you believe that people who oppose this war are somehow Putin trolls or puppets. Do you see me posting articles favoring Putin? In 26 years here, I posted 39 threads, and the last one was probably 20+ years ago.

[kiryandil]

What Crimea doink?

Tell your zElensky that the front isn't in Crimea, and that his Ukie Marines need to lose their river assault Speedos.

And put their assault yams in the front of their Speedos, not the back.

[Darksheare]

Instructions unclear, they brought out the gimo instead.

[kiryandil]

Too funny that Ukraine started bombing Crimea tonight immediately after “Putin” landed in Belarus! It’s going to be a long night!

Field trip to Kharkov for ice cream!

Bring your assault teddy bears and favorite blankies for the sleep-over!

[kiryandil]

Instructions unclear, they brought out the gimo instead.

Doink the Gimp?  

[mass55th]

"Tell MI-6 to give The Putin his Taylor Swift passion doll back."

Reminds me of the nebulous report spread by the Gehlen Org, which consisted of SS, SD and members of the Nazi-run German police in WWII that were hired by the CIA and given free-reign to spy on Russia, and conduct unverified and frivolous witch hunts on WWII Jewish partisan fighters, and anyone else who even "appeared" to support communism, etc., during the Cold War. They spread a lot of false flags, and even reported that "the Soviets were providing specialized training to beautiful girls in the forests of Thuringia, planning to dispatch these "Red Sex bombs" across the border to spy on NATO troops." They also reported that the "Stasi were going to sabotage a school on an island on a lake, which in fact was a periodically flooded isle unsuitable for any sort of construction on it."*

*From "Fugitives: A History of Nazi Mercenaries During the Cold War" by Danny Orbach.

Sounds an awful lot like the drive-by media.

[Darksheare]

Gimp pimpin ain’t easy.
They should tell Zelensky.

[Kazan]

😀

[Rocco DiPippo]

Bwahahaha!

[Allegra]