Tell MI-6 to give The Putin his Taylor Swift passion doll back.
Posted on 05/23/2024 10:16:07 AM PDT by marcusmaximus
The film features an artificial intelligence depiction of the Russian President in a series of compromising positions, like an affair in his office or the floor of a hospital after soiling his diaper.
Russian spies tried to curtail the making of a wild movie that shows an artificial-intelligence created Vladimir Putin in diapers, its director has claimed.
'Putin' serves as an alternative biopic about the Kremlin leader by Polish box office director Patryck Vega, who now goes by the artistic name Besaleel.
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Ahead of being shown at Cannes, the depiction is reportedly attracting a great deal of attention from distributors on both sides of the Atlantic as well as in Asia.
It also caught the attention, Vega claimed, of Russian authorities. He and his crew were bombarded with messages prior to release, from people posing as US political advisers or Ukrainian film executives, he told the Telegraph.
He said he was offered $100,000 (£78,600) for a look at the script from someone posing as a US citizen.
“I had a really funny experience with Russian intelligence, just before the first release of the trailer. Russian intelligence took from LinkedIn whole numbers of mobile phones for my crew," he claimed.
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Do you live in Ukraine?
What Crimea doink?
What Crimea explosions doink?
You really need to have a talk with “Putin” about his Crimea air defense.
Why haven’t you retaken Ocheretyne yet?
Tell MI-6 to give The Putin his Taylor Swift passion doll back.
Crimea air defense not stronk.
Kharkov promoted to best night sky observatory in Europe!
Not asking about Crimea.
How’s Ocheretyne doing?
Too funny that Ukraine started bombing Crimea tonight immediately after “Putin” landed in Belarus! It’s going to be a long night!
What makes you think I would even talk to Putin or Zelensky? I've told you before, I don't give a $hit about either country. What I give a $hit about is this country, this country's borders, and the billions of unaccounted-for tax payer dollars being wasted on yet another proxy war. 71 years of fighting proxy wars with Russia and China hasn't solved a damn problem. All they've done is get a lot of people killed for nothing, and made the people who invest in war, a whole lot richer. But for some unknown reason, you believe that people who oppose this war are somehow Putin trolls or puppets. Do you see me posting articles favoring Putin? In 26 years here, I posted 39 threads, and the last one was probably 20+ years ago.
Tell your zElensky that the front isn't in Crimea, and that his Ukie Marines need to lose their river assault Speedos.
And put their assault yams in the front of their Speedos, not the back.
Instructions unclear, they brought out the gimo instead.
Field trip to Kharkov for ice cream!
Bring your assault teddy bears and favorite blankies for the sleep-over!
Doink the Gimp? 
Reminds me of the nebulous report spread by the Gehlen Org, which consisted of SS, SD and members of the Nazi-run German police in WWII that were hired by the CIA and given free-reign to spy on Russia, and conduct unverified and frivolous witch hunts on WWII Jewish partisan fighters, and anyone else who even "appeared" to support communism, etc., during the Cold War. They spread a lot of false flags, and even reported that "the Soviets were providing specialized training to beautiful girls in the forests of Thuringia, planning to dispatch these "Red Sex bombs" across the border to spy on NATO troops." They also reported that the "Stasi were going to sabotage a school on an island on a lake, which in fact was a periodically flooded isle unsuitable for any sort of construction on it."*
*From "Fugitives: A History of Nazi Mercenaries During the Cold War" by Danny Orbach.
Sounds an awful lot like the drive-by media.
Gimp pimpin ain’t easy.
They should tell Zelensky.
😀
Bwahahaha!
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