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MAN DRINKS POISON OAK SMOOTHIES IN BID TO DEVELOP RESISTANCE...YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
Futurism ^ | May 20, 2024 | SHARON ADARLO

Posted on 05/22/2024 1:09:02 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

A long time ago, where I worked in SW Oregon, the Forest Service would issue little vials of poison oak extract that you could mix with water and drink. I took a few with beer, but I don’t know whether they did any good because I have never been very sensitive to poison oak. I’m not immune, but it just doesn’t do much to me.


21 posted on 05/22/2024 1:24:53 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Red Badger

You’re gonna need an ocean,
of calomine lotion.


22 posted on 05/22/2024 1:25:02 PM PDT by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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To: Col Frank Slade

23 posted on 05/22/2024 1:25:08 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: NWFree

24 posted on 05/22/2024 1:30:17 PM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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To: NWFree

Bushmen in the Kalahari innoculate themselves with scorpions against scorpion stings. It does work.


25 posted on 05/22/2024 1:32:13 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: AndyJackson

https://www.christianpost.com/news/snake-handling-w-va-pastor-dies-after-poisonous-bite-during-sunday-service.html

He’s dead Jim


26 posted on 05/22/2024 1:34:42 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

I’m the same way. I have eczema and in general dry skin and spend a lot of time outdoors. I can’t recall ever having poison ivy reactions.


27 posted on 05/22/2024 1:36:37 PM PDT by cyclotic (Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
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To: Red Badger

Since it’s oil based, just wash any areas with DAWN dishwashing liquid, using a terry cloth hand towel (it needs to have a texture to work). Repeat this 3x.

No more reaction.

As someone who has had a severe reaction my whole life, finding this out was a God Send!


28 posted on 05/22/2024 1:36:58 PM PDT by BereanBrain
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To: Red Badger

You did it again. Great post.

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29 posted on 05/22/2024 1:41:59 PM PDT by mairdie (Ghost Doctor Like a Surgeon "Weird Al" Yankovic https://youtu.be/Te0bbWnoLZ8)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if you shoot yourself starting with .22...


30 posted on 05/22/2024 1:42:39 PM PDT by ebshumidors ( )
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To: Red Badger

I only read the headline, but I am sure it is “ONE WEIRD TRICK THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW, BUT THEY CAN’T STOP YOU.”


31 posted on 05/22/2024 1:43:50 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana
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To: Red Badger

If I suggested that my wife make herself some nice fire ant smoothies, I think she’d slap me.


32 posted on 05/22/2024 1:45:00 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana
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To: Red Badger

I am sure you can get this stuff in homeopathic dosages.


33 posted on 05/22/2024 1:46:23 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana
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To: NWFree

Shoot yourself with 22s tobuild up immunity to 45.


34 posted on 05/22/2024 1:46:51 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
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To: tnlibertarian
My first thought when I saw this article!


35 posted on 05/22/2024 1:49:21 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: Red Badger

Can he count to three?


36 posted on 05/22/2024 1:50:00 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Red Badger

Vax shots like DTP inoculate you similarly - only diff it’s direct into blood stream, not ingested. DTP is not a shot with dead versions of bacteria, but the corresponding toxins.


37 posted on 05/22/2024 1:50:03 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: Red Badger
You won't believe what happened next

His nuts turned into acorns?
38 posted on 05/22/2024 1:54:01 PM PDT by Old Yeller (On judgement day, you’ll wish you were biblically correctly, not politically correct.)
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To: Repealthe17thAmendment

Yes, Dread Pirate Roberts has immunity to Iocane powder.

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/princess-bride-iocane-powder-poison-immunity


39 posted on 05/22/2024 1:54:37 PM PDT by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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To: Red Badger

Umm, I think this is how allergy specialists have been desensitizing people for many decades. “We mock what we don’t understand,” might be appropriate for this thread.


40 posted on 05/22/2024 1:55:15 PM PDT by pops88 ( Helping usher the glory of God into Las Vegas)
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