[Navy Patriot]

A slight miscalculation of a helicopter's destination.

[No name given]

And all of his 72 virgins are demons.

[suasponte137]

This is hilarious! Watch the shiite Muslims put out a fatwa on these guys at Babylon Bee now, like they did for Salmen Rushdi way back in the 80s

[PGR88]

Apparantly Muslim paradise isn’t full of “virgins,” but rather a new translations says they are “raisins.”

[roving]

I think they read it wrong. It’s a 72 year old Virgin.

[End Times Sentinel]

I’m pretty sure they’ve been promised 72 VIRGINIANS.

He’s probably got a line around the corner of Our Founding Fathers waiting to kick him in the urethra.

[dfwgator]

[mowowie]

They are 72 Virgin OLIVES

[tennmountainman]

“A slight miscalculation of a helicopter’s destination”

LOL.
I hope he enjoys his one, 72 year old virgin in Hell.

[Zathras]

Satan: “Bring on the fluggegecheimen!”
From EuroTrip

[dljordan]

It ain’t 72 virgins, it’s 72 Virginians.

[frank ballenger]

My earlier post:
frank ballenger to Kevin in California
5/20/2024, 3:11:57 AM · 91 of 117

Ha.

Heard after taking a good look at the new arrivals, the 72 virgins in the afterlife all said “I have a headache.”

The myth of “72 virgins in Paradise” for a male martyr is just that, appearing nowhere in the Qur’an.
From Springer.com
Better for them would be finding fireproof material for their laabaadehs or qabaas. They will be taking a dip in the Lake of Fire.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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