Posted on 05/20/2024 9:20:12 AM PDT by aquila48
She doesn’t like eating. She likes getting rid of all the food. Odd habits this one has.
A very large local woman maintained a terrible odor. She went to the doctor and upon full exam, he found a hot dog had fallen into a fold of fatted skin and was spoiled. This is a true story.
I’d roll it in flour then hit it.
When my beloved cat was eighteen, the vet told me that I had to switch her to this special diet, or she would die. The cat didn’t like it. I thought, it’s her life. If she enjoys a particular food and it’s bad for her, it’s her life and her joy. Who am I to make her remaining time miserable. She lived another four years, which is quite elderly for a cat. All the bad things the vet said would happen, happened. But she enjoyed life as much as was possible. I got a lot of purring and love right to the last day. I thought this was a valuable life lesson.
If you’re 77, you’ve made it. You have outlived literally millions upon millions of humans throughout history. Try to be reasonable, but if dieting makes you more miserable and eating what you want gives you satisfaction, it’s your life. Live it the way you enjoy. Nothing is worse than living but being in constant misery.
“Does she have an oxygen machine next to her on the plane? What is that contraption?”
Yes, that is an oxygen machine. Looks like an Inogen. I have one just like it.
LOL! Or when wrestlers Chris Jericho and (actual husband) Triple H were riffing on Stephanie McMahon when she said Trip "came up short" in the bedroom. "Even a 747 looks small flying into the Grand Canyon".
But hey, the movie ended on a high note when, after the creature consumed so many people, some smarter citizens froze the creature and caused it to shatter into inert pieces to be collected and transported to the far Arctic.
Shirley you jest.
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