McDonald’s should consider turning those rats into affordable sandwiches. People can’t afford McDonald’s hamburgers at $18, but rat sandwiches at $5 would be easier on people’s budgets.
Woman:
Well there’s rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.
Man:
Strawberry tart?!
Woman:
Well it’s got some rat in it.
Man:
How much?
Woman:
Three, rather a lot really.
Man:
... well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.