Dude should be glad ... he didn’t dodge a bullet. He dodged a nuclear warhead. Dat b!tsh be cray-cray. RUN, do not walk, as far away from her as possible.
Dude was going to marry her.....the nuclear warhead still has an active future target. lol
[Dude should be glad ... he didn’t dodge a bullet. He dodged a nuclear warhead. ]
No lie. He was one ‘I do’ away from having his life savings pilfered for her defense fund.
“What did you get your wife for a wedding present?”
“The service of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.”