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Alligator visits bank drive-through, 'did not have an account'
UPI ^
| May 7, 2024
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 05/07/2024 1:08:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Immediate deportation to the Texas/Mexican border
for wandering alligators! Do it now.
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posted on
05/07/2024 2:28:29 PM PDT
by
StormEye
To: Vigilanteman
No, no, no. You don’t want to kill them.
Trap them and send them to the Rio Grande.
To: skr
23
posted on
05/07/2024 2:34:55 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(Method, motive, and opportunity: No morals, shear madness and hatred by those who cheat.)
To: Red Badger
I was FREAKED OUT.
I didn’t know what it was - not a mountain lion, bobcat, coyote, dog, cat - I was traumatized as it sounded like it was feet away from me. The growl was a warning shot and my dog’s reaction of running away and hiding when it was already gone made me almost collapse. It wasn’t until I was looking over out community website and everyone talking about the alligators that I went on YouTube and found an alligator growling.
This is exactly want I heard. In the dark in the dead of silence.
https://youtube.com/shorts/GRLQIrp-0m4?si=pPEQZjQC78S7iNNa
To: Red Badger
Alligator goes to bank looking for a loan shark.
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posted on
05/07/2024 2:47:01 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
To: Red Badger
She just wants to return the ABM card she found on that tourist she ate. Ain’t there a ree-ward fer that?
26
posted on
05/07/2024 2:55:22 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: Red Badger
A $5 bonus to the bank employee who persuades the Gator to open an account!
27
posted on
05/07/2024 2:58:18 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
How many times must I ask to be remembered as a Gator faithful ping? I guess I need to ask Jim for a handle change request…Gator Girl disguised as Familiar Face? Maybe I should be Gator Girl FF? Not sure, but could you please ping me to Gator/UF/Gainesville threads? Much appreciated if that’s not too much to ask a FRiend.
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posted on
05/07/2024 4:29:11 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
My nephew (11 years old at the time) once did the gator call at a family reunion. You know, two gators showed up rather quickly. Luckily there was a building where we could hide in until the gators were gone. I kid you not. This happened about 30 years ago in Gainesville.
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posted on
05/07/2024 4:32:42 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Red Badger
“I’m an alligator
I’m a mama-papa comin’ for you
I’m the space invader
I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
you’re squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I’m bustin’ up my brains for the words”
30
posted on
05/07/2024 4:36:13 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Borders, language and culture. Michael Savage)
To: null and void
One day soon, I hope to sport those kind of sandals. They’re beautiful!
31
posted on
05/07/2024 5:53:05 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: FamiliarFace
Those teeth are a Dick Morris repellent...
32
posted on
05/07/2024 6:14:28 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
To: null and void
All the more reason to own a pair.
33
posted on
05/07/2024 6:16:17 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: Vigilanteman
Have you ever seen the album cover for Brand X “Do They Hurt?”
It’s all about that.
To: FamiliarFace
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posted on
05/07/2024 6:40:37 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
That’s strange. Gator mating season when I was in Gainesville consisted of sorority girls saying “I’m so wasted”..........
36
posted on
05/07/2024 8:26:58 PM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: FLT-bird
I honestly don’t know which would be. more dangerous....
To: Disambiguator
This?
38
posted on
05/08/2024 3:56:20 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: Red Badger
That guy looks like he’d be just right for duty at the Rio Grande...
39
posted on
05/08/2024 3:59:22 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Never give up; never surrender!)
To: mewzilla
He’d fit right in.....................
40
posted on
05/08/2024 5:13:22 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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