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To: SJackson

Welcome to real life, kiddies. This is nature, not disney


3 posted on 05/02/2024 8:24:49 AM PDT by This_Dude
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To: This_Dude

I used to be a zookeeper. Our elephant would stand swaying back and forth, watching the ducks out of the corner of her eye. When one got close enough, she would step on it and flatten it out. I could hold a flattened duck at arms level, and it would be dragging the ground.

She did the same to a couple of goats that got out of their pen.

Also, one wheelbarrow that a careless zookeeper left while she went to answer the phone.


46 posted on 05/02/2024 10:32:41 AM PDT by gitmo (If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
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To: This_Dude

Well, Bears gotta eat and ducks are really tasty!


47 posted on 05/02/2024 12:08:52 PM PDT by 5th MEB (1)
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