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To: Morgana

Story I heard many years ago, which might even be true.

A guy suspected his girlfriend was trying to impregnate herself from his used condom.

So in the bathroom he rinsed out the condom, and poured in a bit of hot sauce from a small bottle he kept in his pocket.

When the screaming started, he grabbed his pants and left.


30 posted on 04/29/2024 4:42:51 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (Either you will rule. Or you will be ruled. There is no other choice.)
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To: SauronOfMordor

“Story I heard many years ago, which might even be true.

A guy suspected his girlfriend was trying to impregnate herself from his used condom.

So in the bathroom he rinsed out the condom, and poured in a bit of hot sauce from a small bottle he kept in his pocket.

When the screaming started, he grabbed his pants and left.”

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I heard a story like it but it goes like this.

I laced my cheating boyfriend’s condoms with habanero oil

https://nypost.com/2022/07/20/woman-douses-cheating-boyfriends-condoms-with-hot-chili-oil/


33 posted on 04/29/2024 6:13:21 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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