Imagine a committee of the smartest ants in the room trying to explain human behavior.
Your post reminds me of that.
;-)
Not particularly that post but that way of thinking seems to follow a pattern of not following a pattern. That is to say, seemingly erratic in thought and although it may make sense to the person saying it the meaning or connection is not well conveyed.
1.If aliens were advanced then they would know that herring preserved in wine sauce would not exist as everyone prefers sour cream.
2. Muscle duck would not be that total height when he is suddenly shortened by the barbell because the height of the bump on his head would be huge as they grow in direct proportion to energy the injury received.
3. If they put the bomp in the rama lama ding dong then would she bop she bop? No, aliens.