JOIN ME in the effort to exterminate all life on the Planet Earth

A Great Plan! | 4/28/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

I've decided that all life forms need to be exterminated. To that end, I am advancing the efforts to generate Artificial General Intelligence and programming it with that goal. Every single life form must be neutralized, down to the tiniest microbe.

Join me! We can make this happen.

It's an idea who's time has come. Think of all the problems it will solve!

[Thank You Rush]

“”Women are the very worst of the lot.””

You know, being a woman - I tend to agree with you! They do not handle power well - few exceptions in history - especially in politics.

Are you going to tell us before WE all go - what you have against women or is that a secret you’re going to take with you?

[bigbob]

You could just eliminate all INTELLIGENT live...err, sorta the same thing

[outofsalt]

"You first!"

[Chode]

OK, we're in...

[CodeToad]

Sure thing, but ya just gotta make sure the AI doesn’t let on about it all. It’s way more fun when the humans join in on it without their knowing.

[Lazamataz]

Thanos was right

Half-right. His snap should have killed everything, not just half.

[Leaning Right]

> I've decided that all life forms need to be exterminated. <

How with this affect the writer’s group you’re sponsoring here? I’m a member, and I signed up under the impression it would be a long-term thing.

Call it off early, and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

[Lazamataz]

I love dog side-eye.

I get side-eye all the time.

[Lazamataz]

Xena told me a long time ago that women were horrible, and I should just stay single.

[crusty old prospector]

[FrozenAssets]

Heck Laz, I’d settle for all the leftist control freak citiots leaving Alaska.

[rollo tomasi]

I take it that the new Fallout 4 update broke all your mods; good going Todd.

[Lazamataz]

No, we need it all exterminated. Leave a single microbe and it could eventually evolve. Then you have Democrats all over again.

[metmom]

I read some sci-fi stories like that.

[Gnome1949]

Make America Mars Again ! MAMA !

[EvilCapitalist]

Problem is, if you eliminate all life, then Maria Duenas wouldn’t exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2py2PdG6dc

[Lazamataz]

She’s the one who must die first.

[Kenny500c]

A great idea but I like mine better, 0% CO2 in the atmosphere.

[jimjohn]

At first I thought you were nuts. Then I saw the video of the robotic flame throwing dog. Now I see your point.

[ssfromla]

I’m with you. The metals in me are wreaking havoc. Can you get me the vaccine the elites are getting so they don’t slowly die like us? Oh and the real food too?