Only the ignorant believe in witches.
Did you know that if you drag an old leather boot that has been burned and is still smoking around the house three times it will keep all snakes away from your house for the summer? Right now, right here there is a big run on old boots around here.
Now this one is a fact. Hang up a stuffed brown paper bag and it will keep the wasps out and dirt dobbers away. They think it is the nest of their mortal enemy the hornet.