Stop naming your kids ‘Shithead’ and expecting everyone to call them “shith-eed”. Might help. Just saying.
And VaGeena. Those two names were not so rare as one might think around here 25 years ago. One does not encounter them anymore here. I suspect the named ones have all got their names changed or or are in prison. One unique name - schoolteacher wife had Neosynephrine Nyquil Roulhac as a student many years ago.