We will be landing shortly . . . stay . . . stay
I'm sorry, Beggin' Strips are only available in Business Class. Would you like a Dasani instead?
Lawsuit filed:
In order for the airline to be for dogs...
the pilots must be dogs (real dogs)...
and the flight attendants must also be dogs...
and the management must also be dogs...
and the planes must have fire-hydrants installed... (no toilets)...
and no cats allowed.