Steal food. Makes sense since you are always ‘Hungary’.
Bad pun but you’re right, Hungarian jokes don’t just roll off the tongue...
Here’s a Hungarian joke I heard as a kid.
Q. A German soldier and a Russian soldier are advancing on an Hungarian soldier in a foxhole. Whom does the Hungarian shoot first?
A. The German. Business before pleasure.
I have since learned that this joke is not purely Hungarian. Most Eastern European nations have some version of it. For example, in Poland it’s a Polish soldier in the foxhole.
The advancing soldiers are the same, though.