Pump her up with fentanyl. The happy boys in the ghetto swear by it.
The least she could do is set up a heart transplant and/or lung transplant for someone in need. Wheel two patients into the O.R. next to her. Cut out her beating heart and instantly sew it into a grateful person.
Next, strip out her lungs while there is still air in them and sew them into the patient struggling for breath.
Feed the scraps to the dogs. Everyone is happy.
I like your suggestions. Be of some use to the world.