Ha. Problem is they hire people in colleges to teach other students who then get a job someday teaching more students in other colleges. Every college has a women’s studies department with full staffing.
Cartoon I saw: I was in hedge funds on Wall Street but then quit to make a fortune in the poetry field.
Woody Allen in Sleeper where he died and was put in suspended animation and then awakened in the future. “Back then I was in college. Majored in Black Studies. If I had finished I could have been black by now.”