[LonePalm]

I decided to go out and get the mail this afternoon. When I opened the front door there was an Anaconda on the front porch. It's probably another Amazon mix-up.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican) . When I opened the front door there was an Anaconda on the front porch. It's probably another Amazon mix-up.

[OldWarBaby]

So was that Anaconda a snake or a Colt revolver. Confusion might require you check its caliber?

[gymbeau]

“… there was an Anaconda on the front porch. “

I once had a classmate called Anna Conda. She’d shed her outer skin at the drop of a hat. Made me wish I’d had a hat.

[bitt]

"Hi there, Lone Palm...is there anything for me today?"