With all we’ve seen in the last few years, anyone who uses the term “conspiracy theory” un-ironically is a damn fool.
Example: "Doctors are reporting an increase in myocarditis in patients who have had the vaccine. And perfectly healthy kids are dropping dead after receiving it."
False-friend spook: "Yeah, and there's razor blades in the needles!"
Dickhead spook: "Nobody is dying of razor blades. The shots are safe. You people are conspiracy kooks!"