Its true......
Vibrio when you swim...
Shark attacks when you snorkel....
Damned Republicans all over the place...
DONT COME HERE, ITS TERRIBLE!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT COME HERE
So many guns, American Flags, and so few pronouns!!! Save yoursel(ves)f... Stay away!! It’s so creepy how nice people are.
The beaches may be beautiful but the sand is so soft and fine that it gets everywhere, especially bonus holes!! It really makes it difficult for a girl* to violate! Just stay away!!