[MinorityRepublican]

Tell her you'll buy her a house in Peoria, Illinois.

I bet you a million bucks that she'll reject the offer.

There are a lot of houses out there. But you may not want to live in that town. There are a lot of small towns in America. But they're kind of boring.

[princess leah]

Buy her a Barbie doll house and say, here is all the house I can afford.