I suppose the author has never heard Mötley Crüe “Girls Girls Girls” before, or watched the offical video. Surely that one would have made his list. After seeing his picture I understand why!
Here is the second verse from Motley Crue’s “Too Young To Fall In Love”:
“Run for the hills, we’re both sinners and saints
Not a woman, but a whore, I can taste the hate
Well, now I’m killing you, watch your face turning blue
Not yet a man, just a punk in the street.”
Also, if “Fat Bottomed Girls” triggers him, let’s hope he never sees the music video.