While there is a small nugget of truth in your argument, there is a mountain of evidence to the contrary that you cannot explain.
You say I cannot explain. But oh I can. I have articles on each of your gotcha statements. They can be found here:
Second Coming: https://prophecyquestions.com/category/second-coming/
New Heaven and New Earth: https://prophecyquestions.com/10-clues-to-understanding-the-new-heaven-and-new-earth/
The Great judgment: https://prophecyquestions.com/days-of-vengeance/