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To: DallasBiff

The look on that pig’s face is priceless.


2 posted on 03/08/2024 5:32:10 AM PST by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: StAntKnee

A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs.

“Well, I’ll tell you” the farmer replied. “One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life”.

“Oh, that’s how he lost his leg?” the neighbor drawled.

“No. One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire. That pig woke us up. He saved our lives!”

“So that’s how he lost his leg”, stated the neighbor.

“No, that wasn’t it” the farmer affirmed.

Exasperated, the neighbor demanded “Then how did he lose his leg?” and the farmer replied, “When you have a pig that good, you don’t eat him all at once!”


6 posted on 03/08/2024 5:40:31 AM PST by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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To: StAntKnee

Which one?


11 posted on 03/08/2024 6:09:49 AM PST by jerod (Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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To: StAntKnee
The look on that pig’s face is priceless.

She's saying "better than you, Hunter Biden!"

14 posted on 03/08/2024 6:24:11 AM PST by GreenHornet
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