RECEIVED IN AN EMAIL:
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BREAKING!!
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors instead of illegals in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they’ll know what happened to you.
I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me … I’ll see you on the bus!
“I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me … I’ll see you on the bus!”
Thanks for the laugh!
I swore off busses in the 80’s when Greyhound lost my luggage in Wyoming and it took a week to get it back...