[Publius]

A quote from Firesign Theater!!

[LonePalm]

"The rain had turned LA into a quagmire. It was a short swim down El Dorado to my Cadillac...."

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[goldbux]

Slippery language slip . . .
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Firesign Theater quotes

From an actual sign along CA route 14 (near-parallel to route 395), running south-north through Palmdale, Lancaster, and west of Edwards AFB, promoting the sale of new homes in Antelope Valley:
"If you lived here, you'd be home by now."

"Everything you know is wrong!" [not on the sign, of course, but prophetic].