Misgendering is a serious crime. The penalty is a $5 fine and 30 lashes with a wet noodle.
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Yup, and here is the military wet noodle that will do the whipn.
Oh Dear!
How about if I make you some Jambalaya!
Will that work?
Beaujolais to go with it?
Mmmmmmmmmm
I think the wine will stand up well with the
Flavor of the Jambalaya!
Yes?
P.S.YOU are a wine connoisseur, not me!
LOL