Picture: The heads of a certain judge and prosecutor on separate plates, with the placards "white meat" and "dark meat" respectively
Text: "Hey New Yorkers, worried about a lack of your favorite meat for the holidays because of the antics of two criminals? Don't worry, there is a locally sourced alternative right in your own neighborhood"
Some Russians received fish they could not stomach.
They fed the fish to their pigs and ate the pigs.