Wise words from Babylon Bee. If you do, keep your head on a swivel and carry protection.
Given biden’s busing them and flying them all over the country I’d say even that’s not a safe distance
Can NOT BEAT the bee....
I don’t know how they stay ahead of the msm ... but they do ..
Please take a look at this sketch. Police have DNA but no name. His DNA matched two crime scenes. Los Angeles and Maryland. He could be anywhere.
Have you seen what women wear jogging these days? Really, they’re just asking for it, with as many feral South American criminals and gang members President Double Scoop has sponsored the last 3 plus years.
Ladies, do your part to help destroy a Constitutional Republic with Rule of Law, and let ‘em get a good rape in. The Democrat Party will scowl upon you if you didn’t at least give them a chance...
...avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border,...
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Hawaii? Does that count?
Once again, did a double take and then had a peak to assure myself that it really was the Bee. Too often you can’t tell anymore.
The Bee slips into real news reporting far too often these days.
Not that they can help it. It’s just that reality has a way of catching up with satire too often.